Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know
25/30 of Alex yells at you for being pefECT
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accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
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B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
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if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
Pierce The Veil - Hold On Till May (x)
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I need somebody crazy enough to tell me “I will love you until we are buried”
Our bodies buried close together in the cemetery weather…